Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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