Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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