So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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