Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
