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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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