Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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