In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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