Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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