youre lurking in front of me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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