Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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