who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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