just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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