The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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