mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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