Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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