I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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