I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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