you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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