Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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