brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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