She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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