no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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