? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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