I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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