awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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