she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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