walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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