There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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