no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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