kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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