So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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