How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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