This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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