Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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