Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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