they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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