One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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