windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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