Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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