just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I look better un-naked...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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