I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
