so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You don't make any sense
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Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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