you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
