You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
