Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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