...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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