WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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