We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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