They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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