god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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