omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I skipped work to stalk him.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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